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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
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If only I have the courage na magpa-tatts na ngayon. I know, ang weird para sa iba ang napili kong tatt, pero.. Idk, I just want this! (-.-)
At kung sakali, hindi ko pa din alam kung saan banda ko ito ipalalagay. HELP!
























